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    貼笑話,中秋快樂!
    Browse volume:190 | Reply:2 | Release time:2008-09-09 16:02:45

    ●有一次坐公交拿了IC卡排隊(duì)上車,前面一個(gè)人是扔硬幣的,我大腦短路跟著把IC卡扔進(jìn)去了……

    ●早上要戴隱形眼鏡,結(jié)果把蓋打開直接把眼鏡倒馬桶里,然后鎮(zhèn)定地倒入新的護(hù)理液,準(zhǔn)備摘眼鏡,半天摘不下來。

    ●董存瑞死后,有關(guān)部門接他的老媽媽進(jìn)京作報(bào)告。老媽媽一輩子都是個(gè)普通農(nóng)婦,不敢去。有關(guān)部門就跟她說:“不要怕,你上臺(tái)后就講3句話:董存瑞是我的好兒子,董存瑞是毛主席的好兒子,董存瑞媽媽進(jìn)京一上臺(tái),看見毛主席就坐在第一排,緊張了,一張口就說成:“董存瑞是我和毛主席的兒子。”
    全場(chǎng)鴉雀無聲,都給雷死了。毛主席楞了半天,扭頭小聲問:“恩來呀,咱們長(zhǎng)征時(shí)到過她們村子嗎?

    預(yù)祝大家中秋快樂!

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    珍卓

    呵呵,不錯(cuò)~~

    2008-09-09 17:07:37
    煌英莊

    哈哈!真好玩!

    2008-09-09 16:47:04
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